graffiti dress in the cupboard "Are you sure this is going to be ok? What is she completely mucks it up and I end up a big green painted mess?"
The graffiti dress, with an air of 'been there, done that' chuckled before replying, "Well, if she does ruin you forever, you can take comfort in the thought that you at least made it onto the blog once in all your pristine non-painted glory!"
"Blimming heck! Thanks for nothing!" thought Miss Black and White, and braced herself for the cold daub of paint.
** Vintage Simplicity pattern 4491