Delivery Guy: Are you Ms. Jorth?
Jorth: I most certainly am!
Delivery Guy: Sorry, I didn't recognise you with those massive bags under your eyes.
Jorth: Hurumph. It's not my fault the neighbours had another 2am party, and I didn't get enough sleep.
Delivery Guy: Okaaaay. Anyway, I've got one grey day, one tradie, one overtired and potentially vomitting child and a list of household jobs as long as my arm for you. Just sign here, thanks.
Jorth: But but but I didn't order any of this! And it means I'll be stuck at home all day!
Delivery Guy: Not my problem lady. Oh, and one more thing: a bunch of flowers. That should help you get through it, eh?
Jorth (snatching flowers in a huff): Just, buddy. Just.